Don't let the banner fool you. I am exclusively contactable by email, and even then, I am not very good at it. Nonetheless, if you are a brave soul hell bent on sending me a message, you can reach me at the following:

If the link is being obstinate, you have my express permission to copy/paste it into the address bar of your favorite email service. Plagiarism suits will not be filed over said use of this email address. You are welcome.